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 The Bald Truth
A P/C, K/S drabble by Farfalla; rated PG-13
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Originally written for Lyrastar's birthday
Jean-Luc Picard gazed into the eyes of the woman in
his arms. "I couldn't hope you'd love me."
"Why not, Jean-Luc?" Beverly asked. "We've known each
other so long. I know you've felt this for years; so
have I!"
"Beverly," Jean-Luc whispered. "Jack had beautiful
hair. I am bald."
"But you're a great captain," she reassured him.
"That's all that really matters! Do you think
Ambassador Spock cared about Captain Kirk's toupee?"
"He had a--"
"Of course he did. And I doubt he wore it into the
bedroom."
Picard's eyes brightened. "What do *you* wear in the
bedroom, Beverly?"
"Perfume."
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