R-rated TOS drabble


Dr. McCoy was leaning against the turbolift wall with his eyes closed when the lift stopped unexpectedly and the door opened. In the instant before he opened his eyes, his nose suddenly told him that it smelled pussy. He deeply inhaled the appealing, fruity fragrance of womanly musk, and wondered which beautiful crewmember he was about to face.

Could it be the captain's yeoman, with her voluptous bosom and flaxen hair? Perhaps a gorgeous nurse or engineer, or even Uhura...

"Good morning, Doctor!" said a merry male voice.

McCoy's eyes flew open with surprise to behold Chekov's slightly sticky face.

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