Title: The Naughty Snape Limerick
Rating: NC-17, inane
Disclaimer: The entire Harry Potter/Hogwarts universe is exclusive property and creation of J. K. Rowling and will not suffer much from the poking and prodding of our curious collective imaginations. We mean our beloved characters no harm and think that quite possibly they enjoy the variety ;-)
There once was a teacher named Snape,
A foul-tempered man in a cape
He loved Lily Potter
And he never forgot her
Now he just has a test tube to rape.
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