JM/Debby - jmlane552004@yahoo.com


Terran Female (S/Ch)
J. M. Lane 

I'm a Terran female 
I was born in an Ohio town 
on a Thursday morn 
And Ohio happens to occupy a place 
In the Midwestern third of North America 
Otherwise known as the United States 

That's a fact, honey 
So know it well 
Because I'm Christine Chapel, a Terran female 
That is TER-RAN FE-MALE, sister 
That's me! 

I've seen the way you're watching my hot Vulcan male 
For the last several weeks you've been on his tail 
And greatly upsetting this Terran female 
If you even think of trying to sink your claws into him 
Let me warn you that if you take any action 
I'll be more than happy to put you in Sickbay for a week-- 
And in traction! 

I've waited too long for him to let such as you ever abscond 
For I am not only wearing his ring 
But we have a mental bond 
So that makes the handsome Vulcan on this ship 
The exclusive property of this Terran female 
And since we both outrank you, 
I better not hear any lip! 

So stay away from my Vulcan, sister dear 
If you don't, I'll shoot you out a photon tube and 
Make sure it travels a full light-year! 

Through meteors, comets and ion storms 
This Terran female is on her toes 
Keeping a loving but sharp eye on her Vulcan wherever he goes 
Ready to fight anyone who tries to muscle in on her territory 
In that event, she can guarantee that things will soon get gory 

I understand that you're attracted to this gorgeous green-blooded hunk 
But if you even try to lay a finger on him 
I'll make sure you never again leave your bunk 
You can't fool me where he's concerned 
So don't try 

Or else it will be the most painful lesson you've ever learned 
I'll leave your face looking as though 
You had the galaxy's most severe case of Symbalene blood burn 

The only thing saving you right now is the fact 
That Spock doesn't want me to fight, especially not for love 
And I have assured him that I don't - 
But if you get in my way, that doesn't mean I won't! 

So know this, lady, for now and all timeÉ 
If I ever again catch you 'round Spock 
I'll space you out the nearest airlock 
Because he belongs to me - and I to him 
You better believe it too, my girl 
If you want to stay in this world 
I suggest you go chase someone else's tail 
So warns this feisty Terran female