She never really liked chocolate-covered gagh anyway.
"Today" may have been "a good day to die", but "Tonight" was never "a good night for eating pussy".
Riker was never so unkind as to eat her when she was a cake in Data's nightmare.
Riker never wears a crossbow in bed.
Fondling head-bumpie gets old after a while.
She heard some kind of ugly rumor on ASCEM about Worf "hanging around" with Wesley Crusher, if you know what I mean.
Some things really are worse than the trombone! ~_^
