Title: Short Hot Woman (In a Red Dress)
Author: longbeachtrekstar ( longbeachtrekstar @ yahoo . com )
Series: TOS
Codes: U/m, filk
Rating: NC-17
Parts: 1/1
Disclaimer: Paramount owns Star Trek. The original song is by The
Hollies. I'm just writing this for fun and not making any profit.
Archiving: UhuraFicFest, ASCEM, others please ask.
Feedback: Yes please, here or by email.
Notes: I luv ya, Uhura! This is all in fun ;-)
Written for Farfalla's 2004 UhuraFicFest --
http://www.cosmicduckling.com/uhura/
Summary: Based on "Long Cool Woman (In a Black Dress)" by The Hollies
(1971).


Short Hot Woman (In a Red Dress)
by longbeachtrekstar, March 2004


Saturday night on the Enterprise
Uhura singing lullabies
Dancing on the laps of bad men
Teasing them with come-hither eyes

'Fleet fuckin' floozy on her backside
Her miniskirt and panties long gone
Promising everyone a wild ride
All the while she's singing her song

When she moaned and sighed and spread open her thighs
My temperature started to rise

~ She was a short hot woman in a red dress
~ She's the Nubian queen of the ball
~ Across her chest I shot a bad mess
~'Cause that short hot woman had it all

Then she flashed our special young passenger
Her hot dripping big black twat
"Charlie X, I hope that you're able, boy."
Then she pushed him down, and on him she'd squat

Well suddenly they both screamed like sirens
And both of them began shooting cum
Spooging on the doors and tables
Laughing 'cause it was so much fun

Well now Sulu was fuckin' her front door
And Chekov was a-pumpin' her rear
Well that hot chick really rocks
Taking two long hard cocks
So I gotta ask permission
'Cause I want a five-year mission

~ With a short hot woman in a red dress
~ She's the Nubian queen of the ball
~ Yeah, across her chest I shot a bad mess
~'Cause that short hot woman had it all

Had it all!

(End)