Title: Only the Original Will Do
Author: Maoric
Pairing: Sc/U
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I finally wrote this! Hooray procrastination. I've made
no money and didn't get permission, but this is all just for fun so
don't sue me, and all that jazz. Oh paramount, we bow before thee,
mighty of giants who own the characters and settings, so that you do
not heft thy mighty boot to squash us to bits and fine us and other
horrible corporate things. My Farfalla came up with the title for me,
as well as poked me for an undetermined amount of time to actually
write this thing, so I hope everybody enjoys :p




"Please enter program," the computer's familiar voice chirruped as
Captain Scott entered the holodeck.

"The android at the bar told me you could show me my ship. Let me see
her."

"Insufficient data. Please specify."

Scotty's face started to match his former uniform. "The Enterprise!
Show me the Enterprise, you chattering piece of..."

"There have been five Federation starships by that name. Please
provide registry number."

"N-C-C-1-7-0-1. No bloody A, B, C, OR D." Scotty gave a start as the
old ship materialized around him. A wistful look came across his face
suddenly. "Now show me Uhura, no bloody clothes!"